Friday, May 22, 2009

what is life

earlier this evening I ate a hallucinogenic drug and was at this person's house going through (?) their cupboard (it was the sensible thing to do at the time) and found a jar of honey labeled "WOLF HONEY"...how is this possible? I'll tell you: it was the name of the person who harvested the honey from his bees. I also found a box of blood meal, which we were JUST talking about (in another life). I guess bees eat blood? I learned a lot today.

6 comments:

friends forever or until i give up humans all together. said...

this is the most fucked thing i could ever hear about..on ALL levels. i am staging a blood meal intervention.. and i am cutting you off from all people named after animals... this is me putting my foot down!

Crystal Lil said...

Great news-
now that I have my mind back I had the lucidity to google "bees eat blood" to verify this huge leap of logic I made, yielding but one result-the entry I just wrote...

Put THAT in yer pipe, eh??

friends forever or until i give up humans all together. said...

it's exactly like giving birth to your own mind..de

Mike said...

what the fuck. im pretty sure I was talking to Luke like a year ago. He was saying his friend Wolf was making honey. I said it would be funny if it was in a wolf shaped nottle instead of a honey bear. also, im taking you to rehab straight from the airport...

friends forever or until i give up humans all together. said...

Mikey, it's me, your sister: friends forever.
this was posted by my favorite pal crystal lil....she's the one you should take to rehab... good thing we are getting you new glasses on friday... and crystal lil..my brother is worried for you..he just found out about it! he can make you snacks when you get out of the slammer!

friends forever or until i give up humans all together. said...

p.s crystal lil...i misss you!!!!