failures and future fortunes

oh hi. i was looking at blogs of strangers today and realized that the things that are missing from this young baby blog are.......

 1. everything being written in german 

2. inspirational posts about life... along with tranquil and up- close photographs of flowers/insects/stones/moving water

3. pictures of me and my friends having a "good time"

4. restaurant reviews of fine dining establishments such as: old country buffet/chilli's/outback steak house

4. vacation photos of us smiling so-fakey with really lengthly posts describing all the fun we had "bumming around"

should i have a complex now???... we have none of these things!!! until........