1. everything being written in german
2. inspirational posts about life... along with tranquil and up- close photographs of flowers/insects/stones/moving water
3. pictures of me and my friends having a "good time"
4. restaurant reviews of fine dining establishments such as: old country buffet/chilli's/outback steak house
4. vacation photos of us smiling so-fakey with really lengthly posts describing all the fun we had "bumming around"
should i have a complex now???... we have none of these things!!! until........