Thursday, April 9, 2009

stuff I want

"Sometimes I think about running away and becoming a hooker on Hollywood Blvd.
Just so I can meet Richard Gere."
-Donna Martin

Donna really wasn't the sharpest pencil, was she? Everyone knows the whole point of being a hooker is so you can buy nice things. God, Donna.
Like this Malia Mills bikini:

and I'll take this too, please:

oh and these shorts:

aaaaaannd this dress thanks:

We're going to pretend that we didn't see this highly questionable item:

P.S. What can I grind in a meat grinder besides meat? I want a meat grinder.

1 comment:

friends forever or until i give up humans all together. said...

just married my ass! get it? wait.....huhhhh????