"Sometimes I think about running away and becoming a hooker on Hollywood Blvd.
Just so I can meet Richard Gere."
Donna really wasn't the sharpest pencil, was she? Everyone knows the whole point of being a hooker is so you can buy nice things. God, Donna.
Like this Malia Mills bikini:
and I'll take this too, please:
oh and these shorts:
aaaaaannd this dress thanks:
We're going to pretend that we didn't see this highly questionable item:
P.S. What can I grind in a meat grinder besides meat? I want a meat grinder.