Saturday, April 18, 2009

how i relate to humans part 2. the dog edition


*me:  "you know what i would like to do?"
*friend:    "what?"
*me:     "i would like to take that dog..... accuse him of crimes..... put him on trial....find him guilty in a court of law ... then send him to the guillotine. that's what i would like to do"
* friend (to the dog in question)  "don't be alarmed by the darkness of her mind"

**just to be clear to the readers that don't know me... i actually love animals WAY more than i love humans ..and would only send a dog to trial that really deserved it...i'm just sayin'


2 comments:

Crystal Lil said...

whatever, that dog is clearly guilty.

friends forever or until i give up humans all together. said...

that's what i said.... just look at him!