*me: "you know what i would like to do?"
*me: "i would like to take that dog..... accuse him of crimes..... put him on trial....find him guilty in a court of law ... then send him to the guillotine. that's what i would like to do"
* friend (to the dog in question) "don't be alarmed by the darkness of her mind"
**just to be clear to the readers that don't know me... i actually love animals WAY more than i love humans ..and would only send a dog to trial that really deserved it...i'm just sayin'