Tuesday, June 2, 2009

that is the type of thing that goes on in a restaurant

Total pet peeve: this morning I got on the bus with a cup of coffee and the (male) bus driver was all "oh, did you bring me coffee?" Fuck that shit. Being eight in the morning and all I could only cock my eyebrow, but oh, that I could summon my inner Clair Huxtable at will:

if I could manifest even a fraction of her sass I could die happy.